poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via heart)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(Source: jalowin, via intensional)

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

(via keep-on-fighting-forever)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via heart)


lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

(Source: 6dad, via trust)