"One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did"
- Something I have to keep reminding myself (via wanksclub)

(Source: satanss-mistress, via myfreakingfuckeduplife)

"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
- Stephen King, “Joyland” (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve, via sriou)

operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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(Source: cravings, via trust)

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."
- Johnny Knoxville (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: veryhotbuns, via lol-whats-the-point)

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

(via sriou)

shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

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(via trust)

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

(via lov3-yourself)

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via i-dont-wanna-be-heree)